Workin' at the Car Wash

Dear Hugh's Self-Serve Car And Truck Wash,

Why do you insist upon hanging your foam brushes so impossibly high? I am a woman of above-average height, and I don't mind telling you I have to stand on my toes to reach the very bottom of the handle so that I can awkwardly knock the brush situated several feet above my head out of its cradle. My only guess is that you find hilarity in watching the expressions of your patrons when they realize moments too late that they should have unhooked the brush before they flicked the switch from "presoak" to "foam", and of course the obligatory soap-avoidance dance that accompanies trying to unhook that contraption. In the end it's all for nought anyway, and they may as well just brace themselves for the blob of foam about to land square on their scalps.

Come to think of it, it is pretty funny. Carry on.

Forever your girl,
Ruby Doomsday